The Russian Patient

I was 27, sitting in a fancy consultancy in Amsterdam, analysing banks like a good girl.

One random afternoon I looked out the window, saw two beautiful crows, and thought:

“Is this really it? Is there nothing more?”

So I stood up, kissed my computer screen goodbye, and walked out of the office in the middle of the day, leaving my colleagues speechless.

I ended up in a bar drinking champagne… and on the third or fourth glass, I had a revelation:

“I am Buddha.”

From my memoir “The Russian Patient”. For publishing enquiries, contact me here.

About Me

I am a doctor of philosophy, a university lecturer, and a lover of cats, fine wine, dancing, theatre, and human eccentricity. I was born in the Soviet Union (Moscow). I am fluent in four languages, and have spent all my adult life studying (except from 18 to 19) working and living throughout Western Europe. Despite a surname-Netchitailova- that translates from Russian into English as “unreadable”, my greatest passions in life are reading and writing. My personal struggles have made me appreciate the manifestations of weirdness that exist everywhere.

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